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Crack Demotivational Poster


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call crackhead
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.




TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'




TURTLE LOVE -




YUM -


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.3/5

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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!


METHCAT -


TAGS: cat on crack
Rating: 3.56/5

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THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked


TAGS: eggs crack stupid joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
*Dont say"the yokes on him" dont say it dont dont


CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS - Oh the horror... Spackle that crack, wingnut!!!


TAGS: crack
Rating: 2.63/5

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Swede - September 23, 2009, 5:58 am
If im not wrong. Thats The Yellow man, swedish "Artist". Actually famous for looking like that.
faulty switch - September 3, 2009, 4:09 am
use cement.
Doc - April 14, 2009, 5:10 am
Reckon it'll take about a gallon...


WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ? - That is one huge crack !!!


TAGS: one huge crack
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Feasibly - May 24, 2011, 6:16 pm
Looks pretty high to me.
LikeNoOther - May 24, 2011, 5:52 pm
Is she on high heals ?!


PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack


TAGS: daisy dukes shorts cut offs denim butt crack legs
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:46 pm
Oh god... I would have totally been fooled if I'd only seen the bottom half of this pic. Why you showed it to us all at once instead of trolling us I have no idea.
hootizz - June 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
hahah...!! I know what ya mean.., it is pretty damn sick.., but it was SCREAMING out to be Motifaked...!!
Derek - June 6, 2010, 6:08 pm
Urgh... maybe a bit more


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."




CRACK O DAWN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: crack o dawn breakfast cook
Rating: 3.81/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:38 am
mmmm, yummy a little more syrup please


MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!


MCGHETTO - YO, CAN I HAVE AN ORDER OF McCRACK, AND SUPER SIZE THAT HOMEY


TAGS: mcghetto crack super size
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Budog

agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 12:20 am
Must've been a hearty laugh.
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 12:12 am

i laughed my ass off dude. loved it!!


SMOKING CRACK - Will make you go ape shit crazy!




OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




CRACK KILLS - Just say NO


TAGS: sick crack
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by CANADA

booger13 - April 1, 2010, 11:43 pm
@shamrock, you mean to tell me its NOT A SEPARATE creature
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Hey Anon, not sure if he's trying to make a statement, rather seems like his asshole is trying to eat that woman.
Anonymous2 - July 22, 2009, 4:12 pm
And here we have a stereotypical fat black male not realizing he's telling the world he's gay by using the prison code of wearing your belt too low. This fashion didn't catch on until several rappers served time. It's for the down-low brothers.


WHIPPED -


TAGS: meow crack
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
*spacepooch
Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
Whew. At first I thought ol' sapcepooch was takin' a shot at me, but then I realized that nawwwww: those cats are white, and there's only twenty of them. Back to my ironing ....


NUTCRACKER -




VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.




WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?


TAGS: marion barry crack crackhead tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTF

Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.


THE CRACKEN - She Hath Returned


TAGS: cracken beast
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

David A - February 4, 2010, 12:02 pm
AAAHHHH MOMMY, 5 MORE MINUTES IN THE POOL?
phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:29 pm
[email protected] has been seen cannot be unseen...pass the HydroSulfuric Acid please. My eyes need washing...
Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 12:20 pm
Just make it look like an accident that and brush up on some CSI episodes and not make the same mistakes as the ones who get caught
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 12:16 pm
Not for a mercy killing. Unless your lawyer sucks...
Grim [email protected] - December 30, 2009, 12:10 pm
I'd say this is jail bait, but not for the reason your thinking... You still go to jail for murder right?
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 11:39 am
Holy shit!! I'm gonna have nightmares.


Plumber's Crack -


TAGS: power tools plumber crack
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:21 pm
Thanks, guys!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
Yo jesus...bend over. 5 baha L's
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm
A 5er


ANCHORAGE -


TAGS: the ground may crack
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st photo but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's


RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!


TAGS: september challenge bears are crack shots
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!


WOMEN ARE AMAZING -


TAGS: smile cracks amazing women
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

house - September 24, 2011, 8:29 am
this pic is from a domestic violence Ad ?? i've seen it before but can't remember where. Great Poster though LA


SMILE -




REAL MEN OF GENIUS - Salutes you, overweight plumbers. Taking a loss and making a win.




CRACK, METH, & ECSTASY - He should have just stuck to Pot.


TAGS: crack meth ecstasy
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Karrde188

JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
Erik Estrada has really let himself go.


NECROPHILIA -


TAGS: crack open a cold one pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:14 am
Deliciously sick Pzy.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:55 pm
HA! I thought it sounded lonely. Love the poster pzy. 5L
rerun - September 2, 2010, 9:52 pm

crap.....that sounds really erotic & sensual.
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Depending on how long they've been dead, the lack of movement can be countered by the presence of maggots... if they're in the right places.
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 8:58 pm
i disgust myself sometimes
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 8:56 pm

see you in hell you sick bastard...lol.


TECHNICALLY - Humpty died a crack head


TAGS: humpty dumpty cigar died a crack head
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am

lolz


HOME ALONE - Macaulay Culkin and His Crack Pipe




BUMMER! - There's another crack in my windshield!


TAGS: mortorcycle crack
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:29 am
Modesty, madam! Modesty!
Grammar Nazi - April 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
This was definitely lol-worthy


LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!


TAGS: bloodycrackers
Rating: 2.07/5
DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty porn


PLUMBERS CRACK -


TAGS: crack
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by culos

MamaStabby - September 8, 2017, 3:46 pm
Thats not plumbers crack... thats store crack! :D


ONE OF THESE THINGS - Just doesn't belong here.


TAGS: dog crack
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MissRed

concern3 - May 26, 2012, 5:00 am
clever and very funny worth 5 turkeys
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:10 pm
Oh God, I love this
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:34 pm
Grabbin' pills!!!!
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:25 am
i choose the chocolate. he is neither fish nor fowl. the meth one is overrepresented at motifake i think! ;) 5 pills
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:14 pm
#3?! Wow! I feel very accomplished.


PLUMBERS CRACK -


TAGS: plumbers on crack
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by freddyfoxtrot

Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 2:01 pm
What a cluster f*cK!


4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.




DRUG DOGS - They Can Sniff Out Crack


TAGS: drug dogs can sniff out crack
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
shes lovin it, look at her face


CITY LIFE - I aint gonna lie to ya.... I smoke crack.


TAGS: crack
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Tim baker



WHEAT THINS AND EASY CHEESE -


TAGS: snacks easy cracker wheat thins
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Lump

LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:27 pm
Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz!
Anonymous - April 21, 2009, 11:00 pm
Sure i can. Ritz is better by far.


crack -


TAGS: bob crack
Rating: 2.16/5


PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!




PANCAKES - It's street for crack.


TAGS: family guy crack pancakes stewie
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

GaryO - April 9, 2013, 10:15 am
A blast from the past? Welcome to the mellow-moti generation, frenchie. Man, the early mods put you through some shyt. I can’t vote on this one, because I don’t understand it, but do like some of your earlier stuff.


MY LIFE IS BUT AN EGGSHELL - Around a Little Egg Containing all the Dark Thoughts I Keep Inside my Head..




PISSED OFF ! - THE REJECTED CRACKED EASTER EGGS ARE PISSED OFF AND PLOTTING THEIR REVENGE ON THE EASTER BUNNY


TAGS: cracked eggs revenge
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.


THE BREAKOUT - He Was Counting The Days To His Escape




CRACK DIET - Beat That, Weight Watchers !


TAGS: crack
Rating: 2.81/5

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JOKES - Get you own!!!


TAGS: jokes anime crack
Rating: 2.22/5

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jojo - November 6, 2008, 9:57 am
wow just wow thats so gay


BRIGHT IDEAS -




IDEAS -


TAGS: not all cracked up to be
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by livegrape

Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 10:39 am
5L, keep it up Grapejuice
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:11 pm
(5L)
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:10 pm
As long as you're learning from them... many don't.


IT'S GOOD TO BE KING -


TAGS: with a little baking soda and a spoon we could all have a little cracked stone crab
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
LOL! Bet it's been stepped on with sea salt.
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:38 pm
CYA Bone.
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Have a good one Trash...I'm off to take the girls out for Pizza
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:32 pm
LMAO...nice one trash. 5 addicted Poodles


CRACK HAIKU -




CHILDREN TAKE NOTE - Crack kills ...


TAGS: children take note crack kills
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

motifayk - August 20, 2011, 12:28 am
Betta hide ya cracks already ...


TECHNICALLY - HUMPTY DIED A CRACK HEAD DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER -


TAGS: humpty dumpty died crack head
Rating: 4.14/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:01 pm
Try "Where the pun is" as well.


BLESSED ARE THOSE -


TAGS: i crack myself up
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Hell, I'm laughin'. 5 nyuk nyuks.


FOOLISHNESS -


TAGS: come on bud crack smile for us
Rating: 3.94/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:39 am
Love it! Well, moreso just a friend... with benefits... but still love it... like a sister. You know. 5L
forseti - April 1, 2010, 5:21 pm
reminds me of SIDO...
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 3:44 pm
LOL 5/5
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:01 pm
You know...I think I have that app on my iphone. 5/5
Doog - April 1, 2010, 2:00 pm
ya don't need gay-dar to figure out this guy.


STEREOTYPICAL VIEW -




NINJA'S -


TAGS: crack
Rating: 2.88/5

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THE DOCTOR - loves crackers




CRACK - Now in Peanut flavor!




RED BULL - STRAIGHT DISRESPECTING THE WORK DAY.




IF CREAM CRACKER... - were even made of water and salt, the sea would be a big cream cracker.


TAGS: cream cracker sea salt water
Rating: 1.63/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:04 am
I simply HAD to approve this one. Everyone needed a look at this object d'arte.


Eggs Like to Yoke Around -


TAGS: eggs yoke pun death cracked
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 8:48 pm
Grooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn...


but Daaaad -




Billy Crystal -




Logic fail -


TAGS: steak beer crackers logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 2:01 pm
So is three logic of the world. 5L


BE KIND TO YOUR LOCAL CRACKPOT - Give him a funny hat


TAGS: crackpot mad
Rating: 4.7/5

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zoomer296 - April 9, 2013, 9:10 pm
He looks like a young Hubert J. Farnsworth.
Bolverk3778 - April 7, 2013, 9:01 am
Don't forget the nice snug canvas jacket, you know the ones- with the arm's that fasten in back. A must issue to all persons that wish to be politicians. With a a certification by two doctors that your nuts!
ipaprime - April 6, 2013, 7:33 am
no, cheese
Brawler - April 5, 2013, 5:48 pm
tinfoil, ofcourse :)
Silverheart - April 5, 2013, 5:28 pm

Made of foil, right? 5Ls


Drivin' -




More Upscale -


TAGS: duck dynasty cracker barrel upscale
Rating: 4.2/5

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Silverheart - December 24, 2013, 1:13 am

I've had the misfortune of seeing this excretainment merchandised fraking EVERYWHERE in waaay to many forms. Please, let it vanish ASAP.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 12:33 am
I was forced to watch this . . . . this . . . . form of entertainment.


sweet tea -


TAGS: seet tea liquid crack
Rating: 4.2/5

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demon001 - August 2, 2014, 11:17 am
Can't compare to Long Island Ice Tea!
CloudchaserS - August 1, 2014, 6:50 am
I was trying to make a joke about not liking sweet tea.
Airman - July 31, 2014, 12:58 pm
cuz I didn't picture it in a mason jar? No mint? Actually, I did live in Montgomery Alabama for one long year
GaryO - July 31, 2014, 8:32 am
Oh-h-h-h-oh, had some las night. M-M-M-M-M.
Oldsod - July 31, 2014, 7:04 am
You have no idea what y'all are missing. 'Sokay, though...I miss the days of regional differentiation.
Greeny - July 31, 2014, 6:05 am
people in NY drink that stuff - it should come with a warning label.
CloudchaserS - July 31, 2014, 4:46 am
Know how I know you're not a southerner?


BASEBALL -


TAGS: hot dog no hitter barry bonding peanuts cracker jacks ballpark
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Haarakkon - October 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
I've been a reluctant participant in several no-hitters and one perfect game.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 10:35 pm
LMAO!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:34 pm
I once nearly had to watch a no-hitter. But luckily I was able to persuade my wife to talk about "her feelings." Dodged a bullet there, I tell ya.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
LoL
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
and WoW
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
Maybe even cheetos.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:57 pm
I can't appeal to everyone, all the time. Next one, I'll use cheetohs, basements and tissues.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
for*
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
a poor excuse or one then
camden - October 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
eew hot dogs, eew apple pie, and i dont like baseball, yet im an american.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 5:44 pm
Nicely done. 5L
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
And although narcissism is a very good guess, it's actually self-loathing. I now can approve my own junk, and watch it skyrocket to 1.6, where it belongs!!!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
Aprrove my own posters? If not me, then who?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 5:04 pm
Nepotism requires relatives that have at least left a forwarding address or contact number. This is just plain old narcissism.
LogicDude - October 27, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who approved this? Is this a form of nepotism or what? Ummmmmm, actually, what I meant was....5L Aggy! Good work!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
Brilliant punchline. Worth the wait.
RON - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
touched my heart...memories of my baby son...*sniff, sniff*...EXCELLENT! you know I,m a push-over for posters of puppies and kids. now get back to work.


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: hot dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


LINEUP -


TAGS: nsfw crackdown hint the gimp did it
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

bangoskank - September 27, 2010, 3:34 pm
amsome movie
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:44 pm
LOL 5L


BRITNEY - Take the Advice




The harder the heart -


TAGS: cracked broken beaten scarred
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:43 pm
Nice 1, Silvy! Well done! ^!
JesusWept - May 6, 2016, 1:52 pm
Nice ^^^^^Up


Guess How Old -


TAGS: snap crackle pop vernon grant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:33 am
Gettin' down is easy. Gettin' back up? Sometimes that a little bit more challenging! Its all ships and giggles, until someone giggles and ships!
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 9:06 am
....aaaand a bit older, you just feel what you once heard. ‘Gettin’ down’ is actually getting down….culminating in the snap crackle poop sequence (preferably on the hopper)
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:32 am
I'm not getting older, I'm getting crispy! 5 laughing snap-crackle-popping lions!


Crack -


TAGS: plane crack fuselage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 19, 2015, 9:55 pm
Thanks :))
lgvernon - February 19, 2015, 9:32 pm

Even funnier!


He's Everywhere -




Gigerbread -




snap -


TAGS: crackle poop
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 4:56 pm
I just kernel believe you would do that...
Bandit5906 - February 8, 2016, 11:47 am
Bingo! Another GaryO 5L


Urban Legend Nothing -




Protection -


TAGS: parrot fly screen cracker
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Oldsod - October 15, 2015, 6:17 pm
My daughter has one of those bloody birds...I fully get it. 5L


ADDICTED TO CRACK - I can't understand why some one would start in the first place.




My Boss Gets On Me For Not Working -




youtube moment -


TAGS: firecracker
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:17 am
LOL! I know somebody I'd like to do this to! Happy thoughts! Evil chuckle! 5 goth lions, RL!


Dependency -




CRACK IS WHACK - so said Whitney Houston




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