Crack Demotivational Poster
DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...
THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine
DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.
TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'
TURTLE LOVE -
THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked
CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS - Oh the horror... Spackle that crack, wingnut!!!
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ? - That is one huge crack !!!
PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)
REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack
POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!
JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."
CRACK O DAWN BREAKFAST -
MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -
MCGHETTO - YO, CAN I HAVE AN ORDER OF McCRACK, AND SUPER SIZE THAT HOMEY
SMOKING CRACK - Will make you go ape shit crazy!
OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.
CRACK KILLS - Just say NO
VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.
WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?
THE CRACKEN - She Hath Returned
Plumber's Crack -
RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!
WOMEN ARE AMAZING -
REAL MEN OF GENIUS - Salutes you, overweight plumbers. Taking a loss and making a win.
CRACK, METH, & ECSTASY - He should have just stuck to Pot.
TECHNICALLY - Humpty died a crack head
HOME ALONE - Macaulay Culkin and His Crack Pipe
BUMMER! - There's another crack in my windshield!
LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!
PLUMBERS CRACK -
ONE OF THESE THINGS - Just doesn't belong here.
PLUMBERS CRACK -
4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.
DRUG DOGS - They Can Sniff Out Crack
CITY LIFE - I aint gonna lie to ya.... I smoke crack.
WHEAT THINS AND EASY CHEESE -
PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!
PANCAKES - It's street for crack.
MY LIFE IS BUT AN EGGSHELL - Around a Little Egg Containing all the Dark Thoughts I Keep Inside my Head..
PISSED OFF ! - THE REJECTED CRACKED EASTER EGGS ARE PISSED OFF AND PLOTTING THEIR REVENGE ON THE EASTER BUNNY
THE BREAKOUT - He Was Counting The Days To His Escape
CRACK DIET - Beat That, Weight Watchers !
JOKES - Get you own!!!
BRIGHT IDEAS -
IT'S GOOD TO BE KING -
CRACK HAIKU -
CHILDREN TAKE NOTE - Crack kills ...
TECHNICALLY - HUMPTY DIED A CRACK HEAD DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER -
BLESSED ARE THOSE -
STEREOTYPICAL VIEW -
THE DOCTOR - loves crackers
CRACK - Now in Peanut flavor!
RED BULL - STRAIGHT DISRESPECTING THE WORK DAY.
IF CREAM CRACKER... - were even made of water and salt, the sea would be a big cream cracker.
Eggs Like to Yoke Around -
but Daaaad -
Billy Crystal -
Logic fail -
BE KIND TO YOUR LOCAL CRACKPOT - Give him a funny hat
More Upscale -
sweet tea -
AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)
BRITNEY - Take the Advice
The harder the heart -
Guess How Old -
He's Everywhere -
Urban Legend Nothing -
ADDICTED TO CRACK - I can't understand why some one would start in the first place.
My Boss Gets On Me For Not Working -
youtube moment -
CRACK IS WHACK - so said Whitney Houston